Hal’s Jalapeño

Ready for work to be over

My grandma called to tell me she sent me a birthday card but she doesn’t remember if she signed it cause she had it put up for a while 😭

This is how I feel whenever I play it in the car

I really got up at 7 and was on the phone chatting to Van for 2 hours bruh 😭

IT’S 80° DEGREES TODAY! I THOUGHT Y’ALL SAID SUMMER WAS OVER!

Bruh I do not know time. It’s sickening.

Van is here and I’ve already taken 2 shots … on an empty stomach.

I wanna hear Passenger Princess…but in Jamaica

The prolific Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce 🇯🇲 ran her final World Championships 100M with time of 11.03. We celebrate and thank you for giving the world this gift of such an illustrious career. Wishing you all the best! 🖤💚💛 Olympic Games 🥇 100M - 2008 Beijing 🥇 100M - 2012

Hey New York Liberty let’s go girls!!!! LOCK IN

We took 4 shots before we left. Idk how I’m still standing lmao

OMGGGG whaaat

I’m so glad I got tickets for Wednesday’s game. I hope the Liberty can close out the series then.

Barclays bout to be a movie Wednesday 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Nah deadass after a minute of being outside for hours I’m going mute

Spent $0 today my friends are the greatest. Can’t believe I’m 31.

Idc what anyone says I’m always blending friends and it works out every time.

Truly don’t even know how I walked out of Balos yesterday I had like 5 matcha martinis and 4 Bellinis. 😭