If Arsenal wins the league, what’s the first thing you’re tweeting?😂

Vijana wa mombasa ni wavivu mbaya🤧mtu ako na bibi na watoto na bado ako kwa mzazi🤧toka magetoni🫴

Sikatai tulimeet mtoni ukanipea number, lakini mbona unisave chura?

Simps nao hukapitia kila weekendi mamae 😭😂

Kumbe kama huna meno ya kuchana jaba unafaa kuikata kama skuma kwanza.

Unajua tu vizuri wew ndio tegemeo kwenu na hautumii CD💔😂

Bro wangu every Friday hubeba nguo na viatu kwa bag akitoka job anaingia locals direct😂😂anarudi Sunday jioni😂🫴

Before you forgive her for cheating, remember she put it back when it slipped out 😄

Men should not carry packed lunch to the office.

Nimenotice before mwaka iishe miezi tatu itakuwa imeisha

Sasa hapo kwa forex tumeacha ni sim2 ama niaje??😂

Nilishinda 1000$ Za monopoly

Posting other men while you got yourself a man that loves you is some hoe shit.

Wanaume wamefocus na mpira sasa simps uwanja ni wenu

Ukianza kudinya madem mapank there is no going back

Nashangaa pesa haiishi kumbe sijalipa rent 💔😂😂

Emails ,texts and calls from job on Friday are considered nul and void. Meet you on Monday mr manager 👊🏾

Msidanganywe the rich are awake sisi bado tumelala 😂

Good morning