Here's the original advert, which is longer than the excerpt above and contains more gems:

I have a vested interest in you being able to self custody your coins. I may one day wish to transact with you using a peer to peer electronic cash system without going through a financial institution. I'll need all of you as self sovereign as possible. 2023. It's time.

Reminder: The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. Don't leave your Bitcoin on the exchange!

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The difficulty adjustment is just straight up genius.

When people adopt bitcoin, in less than ten years they learn that they can actually step off the hamster wheel and live life instead of grinding their lives away chasing eternally debasing dollars. Putting kids in daycare for 40 hours a week to pay for the car, the gas, the

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Boomers selling their 6th rental to young families in 2025

"Bitcoin defies all logic" 🤣 The normie mind cannot comprehend.

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I am asking people to consider this self custody option for SMALL AMOUNTS, not life savings. Try out self custody for $300 worth of bitcoin using the below guide. Practice the receive, send, backup, restore functionalities. Mempool is empty. Great time to fling sats around.

I am from the "Saving is using" camp. :p

If this is what dying a slow death looks like, I'll take it any day!

Every sentence in this tweet is incorrect.

Update: It recovered.

Fun times.

Promises made, promises kept.

It almost seems like a distant memory.

This is the wholesome content I created that got me out of bed during the mass formation psychosis of 2020-2021. Never forget.

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