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I don’t know how many ‘ipo sikus’ I’ve got left in me

Ndio uendelee kutuua? We shall not forget baby Pendo & the Kianjokoma brothers!!!!

Sijawai piga kura tangu nizaliwe but I swear 2027 ntalala kwa ballot

Stop smoking them flash drives and pick up a blunt like an ADULT

The job market really said “fuck a bachelors.”

I may be #chronically online but I’m also #chronically outside and #chronically having fun

I will 🫶🏾 and react to all of them also

Anarchy '25,The people's self governance '26, #MaragaOmtatah '27, Kim jong Un nukes us all '28.

Btw Maraga na Omtatah wakivie separately Ruto atatucook. Those 2 camps should find a way and merge.

It's not you he's calling, it's the school fees

"men are so dramatic when they get sick"

I will even call my EX to make sure even her family is voting for Maraga.

How I see my girl in a room full of 10s.

1 million March on 25th

A lot of things will happen between now and June 25th. It is up to us to focus aki.

Getting turned on by someone's moral compass>>>Like damn... You really principled like that? Panda kitanda mdem!

Halftam siku zombo👊🏾👊🏾

Treason isn’t something you commit with a placard or a tweet. Treason requires power, real power to be precise. The kind that controls budgets, commands guns, rigs laws, and silences truth. You can’t accuse ordinary citizens of treason when they have no access to the state, no

You're going to choke, oya!