I just want to know if he called Bank

Whoa. Never thought I'd see the day...

I'm sorry NINETY-TWO-POINT-FIVE??!?

This tweet needs a warning label but also GoPack

The Katie McCabe xG graphic we've all been craving, obviously.

Maybe knockout football is just…hard.

Me, watching the soccer tweets tonight:

Simone Biles was born on Mount Olympus.

It's wild Deb has never finished in the top 15 for voting for this award. W.I.L.D.

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Yeah my guy your mom is really Capital L, Capital T LIKE THAT

WAKE UP! KERO IS MVP 👑 Kerolin has been named the 2023 @nwsl Most Valuable Player

Well deserved!!!

*in that voice. You know the one* WE TRIED TO TELL Y'ALL

Yeeeeeesh Leo

I was wondering why coming out of the timeout old dude lined up even...

Today I learned the name of my favorite chord is B half diminished. Last verse the chord on the Word "Word" (Mostly putting this here so when I can't remember in 3 days I can look it up...)

I, completely unironically, asked an elementary school friend's teenager to "tell your mom and dad I said hello". I stopped short of "tell ya mamanem I asked about em" but it was hard...

That is a wild sight for Greenville. And on Dec 30th at that

This finish is absurd.