Phone on shoulder, taking orders, handing out menus, and checking out all at once. He’s a veteran at this shit

Issa Rae done made the 2024 Mantra for us, this is the energy!

This girl on twitter said “LORD WHEN YOU BLESS ME DON’T FORGET MY SUPPORT SYSTEM” I felt that deep in my spirit! 🙌🏽

he needs to know if his nap is going be interrupted by thunderstorms

My blood cells watching me pick a scab they spent hours on building

Why are men so good at ironing??? Nobody gets creases out like my dad 😭

This isn’t even copy & paste. It’s plagiarism.

I have been laughing uncontrollably for 20 minutes… Y’all, please watch this

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked her, "How small?" She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal.

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot

ppl who have a joke for everything are my favorite ppl to be around 😂 life’s already serious enough

her confidence has grown so much I KNOW THATS RIGHT NIECEY POOOO

Kids are so pure and amazing 👍

Galavanting with your person >>>