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@_johnalan

Merch Dude. Video Guy. ⬇️

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If my boss (me) asks why I’m too hungover to work tomorrow, it’s because I was up all night celebrating Bubba Wallace winning the damn Brickyard 400 baby!

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If you’re a crew guy, and you’re guest listing terrible people AA into a show because you think you’re gonna smash, stop. Just smash and then be like “oh my TM said we were out of AA passes” Don’t make everyone else suffer because you couldn’t just crank down and chill

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Hey Uber Uber Support A rider tried entering my vehicle with a knife earlier after not having the correct pickup name. It would be nice if your AI support would put me through with a human being so we can get that account flagged so it doesn’t happen to another driver

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I think if you put the charts side by side, women’s hardcore dancing has seen significantly more growth than the WNBA in the last 10 years

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NBA twitter losing it over “KD gonna have to watch the team he left get their rings and raise a championship banner” Brother, he has 2 himself, quit reaching…no one wants to live in OKC