SPECIAL. TEAMS. 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #EasyToCelebrate

Let’s fucking go Punxsutawney Phil edits

Rye does not belong on an everything bagel

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment I see

this is how it feels to drink a diet coke

OneDrive: file saved auto saved me: where? OneDrive:

I’M CRYING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW GNXGJZSKSYZKY😭😭😭😭😭😭

“The Browns play a late game. You are going to pace yourself right?”

My wife this morning: “why can’t you be normal??” Me at breakfast:

INJECT THE HAMMY WALKOFF DIRECTLY INTO MY VEIN!!!!!! 🙌

Your outie wears purple and goes bowling

The Tkachuk brothers with the most iconic high-five in USA history. 🇺🇸👊💥 #4Nations

You’re an American Hero, Brady Tkachuk.

I think weddings should also have a worst man and it’s some guy you hate and have to fight at the night to secure your woman

how am i going to enrich the taste of this beautiful baked potato the illustrious stick of butter:

2025 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 19. 🐎

Haha at the bar haha #beers #livingitup

Lebron James in Games 5-7 of the 2016 Finals 36.3 PPG 11.7 RPG 9.7 APG 3.0 SPG 3.0 BPG 59% TS (+7% rTS%)

My Mount Rushmore