Oh my God I am cheesing so hard

How old were you when you found out the cop in the beginning of home alone. Is the robber. cause I just found out😂

My uncle at the family gathering: Here comes trouble Five year old me:

I know nobody else knows what’s going on bc I don’t, and that is comforting.

My son requires cheek to cheek skin contact to fall asleep. Such a little cuddle bunny 🥹

My job got a traffic coordinator. & I know it’s her job to check in on things but something about her role is infuriating.

movies that seem like fun little playful girliepop vibes but when u watch them are actually the most heartwrenching depictions of motherhood and girlhood and growing up

I have so many nick names for my baby, but my favs are smoojie boon, boo bop, and tooka poot lmao.

Seltzer water is dead fire idk what to tell y’all. Put the soda down

I am such a sparkling water girly. Perrier me please.

God is Good.

Aubrey was really spilling it ALL, Diddy ain't seeing the pearly gates

Had to retract my previous tweet bc she’s already dead, but trust, Susan B. Anthony will be dealt with.

and this is coming from a millionaire mother with a billionaire husband 😭

Gordon Ramsay would have told the whole Atlanta to fuck off and go to bloody hell.

My aunt was just telling us how my uncle did all the grocery shopping and now that he’s passed she doesn’t know what she’s going to do , y’all why today she put on his coat and reached in the pocket only to find a grocery list ? 😢

Why haven’t black ppl gotten reparations yet?