Jimmy Fallon can’t protect your car. But he can sing a mean jingle.

Happy Monday everyone😊

No cub can resist the temptation of milk

SORTOR: I took this flag from the man that was burning it in the street TRUMP: Do you know who he is? SORTOR: Oh yeah TRUMP: So why don't you give it to Pam. Give it to the attorney general and we'll start prosecutions

I haven't played golf for a long time. I'll go play golf with my friends this weekend.

Good morning, a good day starts with a cup of coffee. Hope everything goes well for everyone.😊

Archaeologists in Egypt opening an ancient coffin sealed 2,500 years ago

I wish you all a happy weekend. Due to a cold and high fever, I can only wish you all silently at home😝

BREAKING: In a VERY EMBARRASSING moment, Trump struggles to close his umbrella while boarding Air Force One. His handlers have to do it for him. He can't do the most basic tasks by himself!

Starship flight tomorrow evening

If you can't do strenuous exercise, take a walk😊

Every ending burns in color before it fades to night🌅✨

First thought when you see this grocery cart

🚨WTF?? A shocking report reveals Mexican cartels are TEAMING UP with left-wing terror networks inside the U.S. They are offering MASSIVE cash bounties for the assassination of top border officials. This is INSANE. Declare a National Emergency.

Wednesday reminds me she needs lunch😂

⛽️ "Gas prices have just hit their lowest level of 2025 — and, in some areas, their lowest levels since the peak of the pandemic four years ago."

"The President said the U.S. was going to drill, baby, drill — and that is kind of what's happened, setting an all-time record in July for the amount of oil pumped out of the ground here in the U.S." "33 states now have an average gas price below $3." 🔥🔥🔥

Good night friends, I wish you all a happy weekend😊

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