teddy bear

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

How dudes with He/Him in there bio be lookin 🗣️ 🎨:Bufa

''Oh hey! Didn't see ya there~" 🖤🤍

These are randoms, there's something wrong with us... | #MonsterHunter

ARF ARF AWRF!!

in every single relationship ive had, theyve come back and apologized to me a year after breaking up #watdatmean

Who cares if you’re running out of firsts. I’ve had ice cream hundreds of times and it’s great every time

nooooo...I don't wanna work

malzeno is so insanely easier to obtain than other elder dragons in stories 3. what do you mean I can just find it in common dens of its region

new intern putting his phone away when i walk by his desk lil bro relax😭😭

Koraidon and Miraidon kind of the power couple of my latest team I fear

If u ever wonder what I’m like irl just know one time in uni I woke up at 3am the morning a big lab report was due and changed my group’s answers because something didn’t sit right & it ended up ruining the curve cause we were the only group out of 30+ to get all 6 unknowns right

her roommate is infuriating, and yet…

The moment he realized he fucked himself over🙃 #oc

talking to first years at uni and sensing their Desperation for friendship and connection and how obviously inauthentic it all feels and thinking wow i really used to be like that