quarantine is going well

pre-isolation: ah there's a bug in here kill it!!! now: hello Kendra the bug welcome to our home may we interest you in a glass of wine

all I do is produce dirty dishes and scream

Day 17: morale is weird

I wrote a story on April 1 about tenants who weren’t able to pay rent this month and as of this morning I’ve gotten 53 emails from landlords asking why the story wasn’t about them

how the fuck do you sit through 7 episodes of men running animal abuse sex cults and come out most angry at the woman survivor that possibly got rid of her creepy ass predator husband she met at the side of a road at 19 when he was in his 40s

I don’t know who this is, but he’s made my day.

Millennials living through their 2nd “once in a generation” economic collapse x.com/slumptmila/sta…

“It’s just not my type of development, okay?”

Watch how the ultra-wealthy in America gradually raised the taxes of the poor and eventually bent the curve downward until they paid the lowest tax rate of all

GET THIS KID THE FUCK OUT OF PRISON!! #LakeithSmith

THERE IS AN OBVIOUS SOLUTION

Y'all I don't often cross post job postings, but opencare (where I work) is looking for a new director of engineering and I really wanna work with incredible ppl. bit.ly/3nLttx9

is my code fast? no. but is it well documented? no. but does it work? also no.

PINTEREST: Here are some things you might like to make, buy, or look at ME: Thanks, can I open them in a browser so I can make, buy, or look at them? PINTEREST: no

A Tale of Two Torontos