Oh this is HER holiday

being a girl is trying to guess wtf is going on with your body 3 times a week

The world is just ozempic and AI

Y'all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made! We up again.

Why did I think this was some Little Rock shit, it’s nationwide ?????

This might be a summer anthem

Say what you want but Latto got her ass in that booth and that pen was on fire with that freestyle

Latto pregnant. Chuck Norris passed. Marlo dating Tyler Perry. Usher vs Justin Bieber TSA lines look like lunch time on Skid Row. ABC paused The Bachelorette. Bravo paused RHOM. The gumbo. The Julez. The dress code. Sterling K Brown told JHud he be [gooning].

my mom was right, i don’t like anybody telling me what to do

Lmaoooooo no cause the girls are being losers and it’s time to stand up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Deciding which tik toks to send to which friends based on their humour and unhinged level is a job I take very seriously

I put Taj Bradley for 3.5 strike outs and the nigga did 3. Get the fuckkkkkk

My morning has been so shitty. I can’t do nothing but laugh fr

*getting ready to pay for my oil change* Mechanic: we also noticed tha- Me:

Skipping maintenance this month 😭 ugh I’m gone be looking like a dike

And Chris Brown can drop the link to the tickets today actually

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

Booked a hair appointment and don’t even have hair or an idea of how I want my hair

I hate a liar