Psychology majors be like damn I can’t even be mad at you bc I know why you reacted the way you did

Alcoholic lemonade

Why are there so many mustaches

I’m at the age where I have to check their finger to see if they are married & I hate that for me

#NewProfilePic

My waxer knows all my tea

Me: I’m not that competitive Also me during iMessage games:

Mmmm okay what’s going on

Want to be alone but with you.

y’all got sneaky links, we got sausage links

Microsoft outlook is awesome because it’s like. what if we made the worst email platform in the world and then forced everyone to use it for work and school

Do I buy sims or do I go to sleep & pretend I didn’t have that thought

when Waka Flocka said “LISTEN TO THIS TRACK BITCHHH” i genuinely felt that

I want a “mutually obsessed with each other but in a healthy way” kinda relationship fr

woke up w a fat ass again, shit never ends 🙄

I’ma start selling feet pics n trading stocks like a grown woman

🚩 🚩 Dr.Pepper fanatics 🚩 🚩