Maybe because it’s a fucking dinosaur lurking in water

she was right oh she was right

i assumed bradshaw

this was worse than them actually murdering people

my sister found out that C# notes vibrate on the same frequency that bumblebees use to pollinate certain flowers so she in the garden playin violin for the tomatoes

Nothing could have prepared me for Donald's voice who the fuck is that 💀

sabrina carpenter has looney tune sexuality and everyone’s acting like she’s bonnie blue

can’t we just let the polly pocket girl be horny

kinda fab timing for this very mid-80s Trashy Lingerie style cover photo shot by LaChapelle himself to drop in the midst of a bunch of losers being up in arms over her incredibly tame album cover. i like this!

tweets that have had me crying for 10 minutes straight

"you are part of nature. if you want to save them, then nature wants them saved."

wrong account diva

Hey so this is a concentration camp

Begrudgingly, I must shout out 1940s Germany for realizing concentration camp merch would have been a bridge too far.

don’t post her ever again i’m so fucking serious

no room in my heart for anger or hate sorry love u

if you aren’t sleeping with me then you’re sleeping against me

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July