When my Daughter ask me why her name is Brunita Fernandez

Another form of therapy is linking up with your homeboys , playing video games, talking nonsense and roasting each other

knowing when to leave is important. the party, the job, the relationship.

I use Telecel If you want tell me something…Type I beg Don't send me voice Note. Don't let the devil use you to come and stress me

all jokes aside you boys for shun dey hurt the girls oo

realizing she’s gonna share my music taste with the next guy

You can no longer Copy the link of a video anymore on X 😭😭💔

fumbled a church baddie because she asked what chapter comes before james and i said LeBron😭

I’ve not seen the type of exam preparation that will make me deactivate/ uninstall my social medias sha ☹️

At some age, you supposed to know what concerns you and what doesn’t concern you

when my friends ask for an update on the person I told them was my soulmate a week ago

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever closed 15 tabs after finishing a project

Friends who put you on opportunities without fear of you getting ahead of them >>>>>>>>>>

People who take photos of the restaurant menu and post them in Google reviews are the superheroes of the middle class and the backbone of society. God bless them.

Kasoa deε any meat you dey search you go get some ooo, i pass by one pub yedee gbεkε the abochie dey grill giraffe

“I want a gf”, mfs when they see an incoming facetime for the fifth time today

only 4 more games with unc casemiro

There’s no way you’ve watched football with your own two eyes this season and you conclude that Declan Rice has had a better season than Bruno Fernandes.

Hatewatch delayed is not hatewatch denied.