gay friend: I'm gay. depressed friend: I'm depressed. that one gay depressed friend you try to ignore: have you been watching the artemis 2 moon mission updates

i was born in the right generation, i love watching spaceship livestreams and gay sex

i was just posting anything on facebook

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

this new euphoria season can go crazy and have a lot of stuff happening but nothing will ever compare to what happened right here

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

when you're the only one who liked Euphoria S3E1

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

I’ll vote for any party that makes melatonin an over the counter drug in the UK

I’m still here 😌

fatty Donald J. Trump

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

This would do numbers on tumblr

My friends are saying shut up Jennie just get in the car