Am I easily gaslit or is my memory absolutely worthless?

When you move half your shit gets broken

Dang

Hunter Hunter has a dumbass ending

The person fixing my washer is named Mario. That’s close enough to a plumber for me to enjoy it.

I guess it depends on the lens

An artist with the leftovers

Accidentally said “see you next Tuesday” completely genuinely to a customer. It felt dirty.

I walk into the gym and everyone is looking at me 😏 (I have something on my shirt)

Sorry my breath smells like garlic I ate some hummus and couldn’t stop

Every business is trying to bleed as much money out of you as possible without you even knowing what is hell scape

You don’t get what you deserve you get what you negotiate for

I just figure a box of nails would be something everyone just has around their house somewhere but I don’t. It did not come with the apartment and I’m shocked

Companies making it difficult to relieve yourself of their services is a bs retention tactic.

Autocorrect loves autocorrecting incorrectly

The only people who hate the rmv worse than you is the people who work there

Imagine being the bad guy and explaining your plan? Is that just lazy writing?

I type in nutrition store near me and get cannabis smoke shops. That ain’t right

Greatness takes great risk