βœ¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆEmily B.πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœ¨ (@_emmy_bee) 's Twitter Profile
βœ¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆEmily B.πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœ¨

@_emmy_bee

. Full Snack Developer. Liberal, Urbanist πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ§—πŸš΄πŸ™οΈπŸ“ŠπŸŽ²πŸ‰ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆΒ  34, She/Her

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calendar_today16-01-2009 06:14:22

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I don't know why the Twitter Algorithm keeps showing me people mad about Doctor Who show runner decisions. I watched 9's run and a little bit of 10 like a decade ago I am not invested in this shit πŸ˜…

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At this point if you were a nerdy boy in Waterloo Math in 2010 involved with mathNEWS or student government I'm pretty sure there's a 10% chance you're a girl now.

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My mom is hilarious because she never fucks up my pronouns once but multiple times accidentally called my 2 year old son "she". She used to mix up my name with my uncle's name all the time, but has never gotten it wrong since I changed it. Just ally shit.

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I really need a sign on the door to indicate that a transgender lesbian lives here and the senior citizens trying to convert people to their Baptist Church whose website includes "marriage is between a man and a woman" are just really annoying.

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I was confused about why my shorts seem to be so large despite having gained weight and I think I finally figured it out. I'm no longer needing to leave room at the crotch so my waistbands all sit higher, closer to my natural waist. Neat.

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It's incredibly muggy out and I'm wearing a black cotton shirt and I just wanna whip it off so bad but I have tits now so that's more attention grabbing than I intend to be out in public

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If my household were a D&D Party I'm clearly the party member my wife is relying on to make all the Perception checks. "Can you smell this to tell if it is bad" "How did you know the baby was poopy from 5 ft away" "need your special eyes to suss which of these is pork or beef"

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Transphobes will be like "You'll never be a mother" and I'm just standing here like "then why am I making this 5 year old a bowl of veggies he can eat and watching a movie I've seen 5 times this week?"