I’ve never been the type to kiss & tell, cuz I usually wanna go back & kiss again.

I always hate white ppl’s favorite song by Black artists. Cuz why is your favorite Beyoncé song “Halo”?

They’re poor.

I got a flat tire, driving thru the cobblestone on Germantown Ave last night. As I wait in the car for AAA, some hard transgirls keep riding past, putting an iPad in their window. I finally catch what’s playing on the iPad, and… its dick sucks. I called 911. 🥴

Ppl with pets be noseblind.

Welcome to Philadelphia.

She’s a chicken-bucket-thrower.

I love a regular man, with a regular job, and regular sleep hours 😂😍

pretty, little, skinny, little, bitty body, modelesque.

Your nigga doesn’t give you compliments cuz niggas be on your dick in your comments. Eww. A hater.

Punch & TDE be on bullshit. Doechii campaigning for a Grammy, and she doesn’t have a SZA Lana placement. She also hasn’t been tapped as opener for the Grand National Tour. Why?

Halo is only ONE!? Baby has the longest year ever.

I really need to start vacationing on holidays.

In 2025, I wanna start yoga. This flexibility is so trash. Just lanky & stiff.

I kinda like that our likes are hidden. I can silently agree with shit I’d never say on the tl.

I wonder what artists do with those videos that we see them film, but never release.

Like not even being a hater, but it really has to have very specific lighting, body parts, and even captions. 😂

Wanting someone to yourself, while u fuck on everybody else, is insane.

I am incessantly observant. I promise I saw that.

2025 needs to be completely different.