Hey girls. Can't stress this enough. When you put on your makeup, LESS is MORE. #EasyOnTheIcingCupcake

You're not going to believe this: NEW STUDY: Beer makes men smarter. Specifically at creative problem-solving tasks: ow.ly/aeAIi

Shameless plug.

I estimated where Felix Baumgartner will land when he attempts the @redbullstratos record breaking freefall jump win.gs/MMskNw

Not bad seats for the Penguins game. #firstrow #domebeers #worksuckstoday

"WOW Facts Of Life: Firstborn children usually have a higher IQ than their siblings." Cherish Francis #fuckyeah #sorrysis

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

21 Problems All Sarcastic People Will Understand bzfd.it/1nFFkem

Craziest outfiits. Indians disguised as cowboys #cowboyscalgary #fuckitletsdrink

Jace's 1st game Calgary Flames #njdvscgy