BITCH I SAID WHAT I SAID 📢 (i’d rather have fried chicken than a man in my bed)

Ghosting season is upon us, stay safe y’all 🙏🏻

ppl decide to get sober and go to a nice place where they meditate all day. i be out here in them trenches finishing up law school. what the actual fuck.

…All i need in this life of sin, is me and my tote bag

always remember your G’s- gaslight, gatekeep, getporsche 🙏🏻

might fuck around and snap Kanye style 🤪

dark times are coming (cuffing season) and in these trying times i must remember y’all to not do what i do, but do as i say 🫡 see you on the other side

i’ve been up and i’ve been down BUT NEVER. EVER. did i purchase matching pjs. Stay safe this cuffing season 🤍

Life is good and next thing you know u smile at your phone. May the force be with us 😮‍💨

packing is the easy part- what book do i carry in the airport to be the right amount of mysterious????

why r all the good ones from diff continents man…

truly, deeply sorry for all the mean and accurate shit i said

roses are red, i’m back here again/ lord have mercy, i might fold for a man

being employed and acting unemployed is my passion

fucked around and find out

call me a waiter cuz DAMN i be serving lately