if you offer to make me eggs and i see the seasonings come out like you’re about to make wings… I’m cool lol you got it

Why the hell are the girls charging $150+ for quickweaves without a shampoo included???

I. Ain’t. Doing. Allat. PunkAssShit. To. Go. Viral

Juneteenth is next week…

we still don’t really have the technology for strapless bras

Oh you miss me? I know.

Absolutely can’t wait until 4pm. I’m slamming this laptop shut and not looking back

the mug was serious

😂😂😂😂

Consumerism convinced people that overpaying puts them in a different social class.

Intelligently P.

I scream every time Maya Jama comes on screen her ass is 😍😍😍😍😍.

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life because literally nothing matters

I am the standup woman I am today because I was raised by a standup man.

You can immediately feel it when i’m cool on you, i usually take the sun with me

😮‍💨

No lie I made this ++ when I was doing this during the pandemic in LA. Averaged about 2k /week. At that time I saw people averaging 4k /week. That’s more than most people make on salary. I see entirely too many hating comments under this post. Yall ego is what keeps you stagnant

The mute feature just magically stopped working for love island??