all these ppl getting suic*dal bc of chatgpt… hate to flex on them but i can do that all by myself. a dying art apparently

just put crimson lip stain on my top surgery scars… my mind… also i’m so bored

okay everyone talked about jenny on the l word but so far the person i have distaste for is tina

i once went to the beach on a windy night and in the shower later, i found sand *inside* my ears. i slept so well that night

i have working, full coverage blinds again 😭

nothing will teach you about how strategies that were brilliant and necessary in their context become become detrimental once they’re no longer needed like having a chronic illness and then recovering from that chronic illness

pondering the difference between independence and freedom

me seeing oomfs in the same spam groupchat as me

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace

cynthia erivo on the voice??? hello?

I just sat my sister down and made her swear she will immediately believe me if I ever call her and tell her I'm living the same day over and over again. I can't waste time convincing a skeptic every day, so let's just lay the groundwork now. I am drunk but that's irrelevant

made a plane friend and now we’re getting dinner in portland next week and also both have cousins getting married august 2nd??? i love traveling. the world is so big

i think airplane windows should open. give me the engineer that can do that. i want to touch the skyyyyyy

something very chic about crying while driving….have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash….other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over….