Thanks for messing me about, losing three days, filling in pointless forms and costing me an EPC certificate for nothing Octopus Energy Installers cancelled the heat pump job because your office staff don't know what they're doing and what had been agreed was impossible 🙄

American sign game has been completely on point recently 👏

Can you get the AI Jordan to go on an AI coke and AI drink bender and bury her AI car into an AI lamppost after breaking up with her AI boyband boyfriend?

Meanwhile, in England...

Err, how about no? Nothing is getting this Destiny Dad back to D2. Give me D3 with the multitude of issues fixed or jog on Bungie Destiny 2

Amazed Isiah hasn't gone to the NL or League 2.

6. File Chapter 7

It’s not like we all haven’t been there

I don’t know what the dumb house is in the Potter thing, but she’s still trying to get the sorting hat to let her in after six months

Beatboxing will never die

Thought today had been awful. Then, tonight, the daughter forced me to watch three episodes of Sex Island. The world is done. Don’t bother worrying about anything. It’s not going to get better, just abysmally worse. And thank your lucky stars you don’t have a daughter.

By half past three they’ll have lost Desborough somewhere, Kettering will be a ball of flames and they’ll have traded Corby for a small bag of magic beans. People actually voted for this gormless sack of incompetent shits. Heaven fucking help us.

Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck. Don't suck.

How long to go till he goes for a massive shit and dies on the toilet?

Just golden

Once again, Donald Trump's misery gets enhanced through the magic of AI. And again, you're welcome ;)

Watt may have gone, but BrewDog still insists on being a complete cunt of a company...

Post a picture of yourself monitoring the situation

Final official G7 photo released

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