Saka is one hell of a talent. What a finish.

Assassin's Creed Odyssey is the best ever Assassin's Creed game. Change my mind.

Drinking beers in a pub that shows Glastonbury is definitely not the same as being there 🥲

This. First time in years I've had to go to Google to get the lowdown on a news story. Twitter completely useless and full of misinformation RE what's happening in Russia. Twitter in the gutter right now, don't see how it can get any worse than this.

Slash is still an insane guitarist. The less said about Axl's vocals though, the better.

Elton John still sounds incredible, even at 76 😳

Me 2 mins ago: Never heard of this guy. Me when the chorus kicks in: Oh, it's the TikTok song 😂

Firmino going to Saudi Arabia is tragic. Still a great player, now off to watch his career die like the rest of them. I get it, one last big pay day before they retire, but that doesn't make it any less heartbreaking.

Honestly over the moon about this transfer. What a player we've just signed. Get in.

Fantastic effort from the social media team with this one. Also, haven't been this excited for a signing we made since Van Dijk.

I'm done with Elon's racist tendancies, hit me up on 🧵@ thedanwebb. First 75,000 people I'll follow back 👀

Kurupt FM

"I'll get a Baldur's Gate 3 review out before Xmas," I said. Little did I know that my 70-hour Xbox save would disappear overnight. Fucking shambles.

I'm glad we won that, because otherwise what I'm about to say would come off as sour grapes... Sure, the Prem might be the most competitive league in the world, but it's surely the most corrupt/incompetent league out of the lot. The Premier League & PGMO should be ashamed.

It doesn't matter if you're playing Baldur's Gate 3 on Xbox 🤷🏻‍♂️

It's genuinely hilarious watching Australia throwing a World Cup game against Scotland because they're shit scared of playing England 🤣

The Courteeners' new album is pretty fantastic. Back to back anthems. Love it.

News just in, David Coote's new job as a ref in the Fury vs. Usyk has gone down a treat in Saudi Arabia.

Shrinkflation really has to stop! Terry's Chocolate Oranges are only 157 grams now. They used to be 175 grams. Robbing bastards. They'll charge us more though, won't they #TerrysChocolateClementine

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