I don’t argue anymore, if you fell asleep on friday and woke up monday ok i believe you.

Full wardrobe upgrade. With 800k You’ll get 4 sneakers. 10 round necks. 4 long sleeve. 2 jerseys 3 jeans 2 baggy jeans 2 pant trousers. 2 corporate shoes 1 half shoe 2 slides . 2 belts 1 hoodie 1 designer shades. 1 wrist watch. 3 packs of boxers

Before most of una first born reach 10 years, una go don pass 40. Naija ya wereh gan.

Even when this man brought real comedian to the show, it was never this funny, entertaining and engaging. This girl is a vibe. Can’t believe I watched the full 36mins video. Tho All she won was 45K but she gave the viewers a wonderful show that was worth the Data.

Hisense 50” and PS 5 ₦1,460,000 Hisense 55” and PS 5 ₦1,480,000 Hisense 65” and PS 5 ₦1,700,000 Hisense 75” and PS 5 ₦2,270,000 Hisense 85” and PS 5 ₦3,470,000 Hisense 100” and PS 5 ₦5,170,000

If you ever find yourself in situations where you need to cry to prove something or fake your way into anything with tears, or maybe you just wanna be in your feelings. Just go to Asherkine page. Watch 4 videos. I promise you, you won’t make it to the end of the 4th video.

If you buy this for your man, he will go and look for ring. Be intentional.

Your first non broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships

“Depressed but Employed” Sad reality of most Nigerian today.

We don’t get paid hourly over here, you ballox!

Things that are completely normal but I feel weird when I do them; -sleeping before 8pm -Eating thrice a day -Texting another girl that’s not my gf -saying NO to people -pressing the car horn as a sign of greeting while driving -Asking people for help -showing up before time

“First year really allows you to know partner” You people are fools on this app o So if you see anything you didn’t know about him before, you will leave the marriage??

Anyone knows how to overcome this thing before it ruins my life abeg.

Make sure you don't do this shit!!! Rita

Sometimes I think about it. All these gunshots these gangsters and armed men shoot in the air, what if it’s actually landing on someone’s head somewhere and killing them. What if…

My female friend just opened a Hair Salon in Ibadan. While in the spirit of merry, I stared at this girl and wondered “who would ever believe this girl studied Electrical Engineering with a very good result in University Of Ibadan”. Nigeria is failing our youths bruh!

See this man… You’ve not met me! I’ve once used “Close Up” to drink garri before because I had no sugar.

lol… HER mom found this tweet yesterday. I don’t know how. Called me today, rained a couple of curses, I cursed back too. I don’t even know why I picked that call in the first place….

Normally, if your GF dey work for bank, that relationship is a ticking time bomb, it’s just a matter of time. It’s not even bank customers that will snatch her, it’s her fellow 121K salary earning colleague that will be collecting free opueh after work almost everyday.

This is very funny. She asked her boyfriend for 10k, he sent 5k — then this happened. 😂