Check on your friends that drive the belt parkway everyday.

Feeling this today

The best way to find out which of your friends are racist is to check socials after Marcus Stroman pitches.

Quiet out here today.

Took a risk today. LFG.

I have just withdrawn from my family over mental health concerns.

I love watching the #littleleagueworldseries just so I can say “there’s no way this kid is twelve” #LLWS

If you slurp when you eat, you should also resign.

Is it appropriate to talk to my therapist about this blues clues video?

Wore grey pants with brown shoes today and I just don’t feel right about it.

My therapist recommended a taco spot to me. After two years, I think we’re making headway.

Wordle 243 2/6 🟩⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 tight

Wordle 246 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Honestly idk

Wordle 249 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Rest In Power to my king.

Na

Did I live bet the Mets ML down 7-1 to even out my account because I do not like odd numbers? Yes. Did my mental illness literally pay off? Also yes.

Michael Chandler trained with Pat McAfee for this one!! Mah Gawd.

Give my love to buffalo.