me in Iceland making you JEALOUS (don’t worry I’m bankrupt now) 🤍

Tiara Skye asking random members of the British public if they’ve ever done anal and scream laughing so loud into her mic that it cuts off is the breath of fresh air and joy this country damn well needs

sometimes i tell industry people that i’d like to move away from Glasgow and it’s usually met with 😱 nnnooo don’t go we need your work!! WHAT WORK?!?!? 🤪

ABERDEEN! HAIRY BEAST! THE LEMON TREE! THIS SHOW IS SO FUNNY!

for years and years whenever i’m in a different country i’ve always picked a rock and brought it back home and recently someone told me that was bad luck and i feel like that explains a lot

happy pride, gayboys officially endorse streaming brat by charli xcx

nobody: arts orgs: !! callout for artists to develop an outdoor small scale site specific physical theatre ensemble work that specifically responds to the 1856 law about a river in a very small town for a gala and you must have come from or lived by the river !! £1K

Brat summer is fascinating, it’s a concept nobody can quite put their finger on but at the same time everyone knows what it means, brat summer is for everyone but it’s explicitly for the she’s gays and theys, you can have a brat summer in LA or at toby carvery’s, all are valid

I have fringe fomo but also have fringe ptsd it is a TRICKY ONE ISN’T IT

why are job interview questions never about the job, they’re just about figuring out how much you can withstand horrible situations lmao or what kind of cloud you’d be

is it a review or is it just a synopsis of the show

there won’t even be an arts industry!!!

things really do go bump in the night - thanks so much Yvette Fielding Dr. Karl Beattie & co for such a fun, hilarious, spooky night at the Most Haunted stage show! still cannot believe i got to do a seance onstage with Yvette Fielding loool what a thing to tick off the bucket list!!

never in the history of humanity have people been faced with records of Facebook statuses they wrote when they were 15 until now, and I’m telling ya there should be laws put in place to prevent this practice

the modern gay experience is seeing all the men who ghosted you or who even said they’d love to see you again on insta going on big hike dates with men who you ghosted or said that you’d love to see again

big quality i look for in a man is whether he can 100% crash bandicoot or not

always gives me a dark dose of pleasure seeing a theatre producer on the phone furiously pacing around a venue having a life or death conversation about the transportation of some goods