Mercy thirties at the gym are brutal

Hijo de su puta madre. Me ando enamorando tan pronto. Gotta hit the brakes asap

What a fucking run

Drake at the gym. Hits different.

Ever had smoke detectors all go off at once?! Seriously hate this rental

Taking weekdays off throws you off 🤪 I’m ready for the weekend.

“do a line of coke or take your ex back” Me:

I’ll either pay all the bills or I’ll be faithful… but I ain’t doing both

My Airbnb profile pic vs me 10 minutes into check in

Currently at the vet and I can see they have my dog held down to give her stitches 😂 bruh just sedate her. I’ll pay

I’m right where I wanna be…

Me at everyone at work 😂💀

Alicia Keys > Taylor Swift

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Just a reminder. No one is too busy for you. Don’t let these hoes leave you on read. You ain’t #1

He officially has nothing left to prove now Checked every box