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you can do it I believe in you

thinkin bout cheese again

I told my parents that sometimes I take a mental health day and don't go to work and you would have thought I told them I do hard drugs in back alleys at night

Now that Halloween is over

this can't be the same pay my coworkers are raising 3 kids with

Waking up every morning and telling my pothos I love them

If anyone needs a little motivation today, call (707) 873-7862. It’s a school project where kindergarteners give you a pep talk. It’s so cute 🥹😅. And it’s automated!

Me driving when it’s dark

me leaving for work at 8:15, hoping to get there by 8:00

just me and my barely charged phone against the world 🙏🏿

Diet life day 1.

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

The length of your work commute really affects your quality of life

This is the most beautiful and powerful speech I’ve ever seen. I love Lizzo so much

Subway ✔️

If you see this tweet, do not, no matter what, under any circumstances, get on 40 west of 270. There’s a massive pileup of at least two dozen cars and the road is black ice. Stay out, for your own safety. I’m OK, but it’s bad.