Back on my ferb shit ion wanna talk

horrific but necessary reporting:

HEB is Texas' real government

4 J.D.s in a room trying to edit a PowerPoint. Guess who won?

Lock the gates.

not only am i exactly who i think i am, it turns out i’m actually someone much bigger

donating my brain to science so yall can study a real bitch

When you head to West Texas, saddle up... Narrated by Brent Musburger #WreckEm | reliantenergy

stalking my own archive and remembering i lived all of those lives. miss you girl. you had so much fun. you survived so much

twitter is like a psych ward with no staff

THE BIG 12 CHAMPIONSHIP GAME IS SET 🏆 We'll get a rematch between BYU FOOTBALL and Texas Tech Football 🍿👀

For the first time, the Red Raiders are Big 12 Champions!

BREAKING: Cincinnati transfer QB Brendan Sorsby has committed to Texas Tech, Hayes Fawcett and Pete Nakos report🌵 on3.com/transfer-porta…

"Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture repainted, every statue and street and building renamed, every date altered, and that process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless

La maravillosa portada de un suplemento de un diario esloveno.

I almost posted something identical yesterday. I went down the soda aisle and in that moment just decided I couldn’t afford Diet Coke anymore. And it’s not that I don’t have $9, but the cost vs value just doesn’t math anymore. Grocery prices are a full blown crisis at this

this is a violation of the 4th Amendment btw.

First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware.