Saw some toothpaste at PWSH, call that a Plano Crest

Those of you who call angry water "sparkling water" go ahead and let me know so I can unfollow you 😤

i am chickn

When Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Donald Trump Jr. are on the same side you know you fucked up Robinhood

This is unacceptable. We now need to know more about Robinhood’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit. As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

Robinhood They're actually selling people's shares without permission.

I am going to have a very lovely meltdown

Who is Scott and what is a Woz

College Football Logo Tiers 💯

“More grandparents working than ever is good for corporate profits.”

Me carefully crafting an excel spreadsheet with color coding and conditional formatting without touching the mouse