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H. Guthrie

@_booksbyhannah

Hot mess human. Believes in aliens. Aspiring author. Loves scifi, my pets, and all things coffee.

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calendar_today30-01-2018 23:11:55

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I'm at work but I just want to write. 🤣 Somehow I don't think my boss would approve if I pulled up my Google doc. But it's tempting.

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I'm so close to finishing this draft...but I've completely stalled. I feel like I'm not a good enough writer to even write this book at all. And it's a FIRST freaking draft. What am I even supposed to do about this? 😮‍💨

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I'm 5 months pregnant now, people at work know about it now. I've noticed a pattern of people talking to me as though I'm going to quit my job and be a stay at home mom. No one's asked. They just assume. I'm sorry, but who the hell can possibly afford to live on one income?

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You ever read something and get such second hand embarrassment that you just have to slam the book shut and look around to make sure no one sees how embarrassed you are about something that you didn't even do? 🫣🫣🫣

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Okay I know I'm emotional bc I'm pregnant but like I'm listening to All the Tides of Fate on audible and crying bc damn if this ending doesn't hit me in the heart like a dagger. 😭🔪🗡️ #amreading

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Me minding my business: My unborn spawn: you need sweet potato fries Me: we just had lunch Spawn: but sweet potato fries Me: OMG you're right we have to get those. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️🍟

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So I just finished reading Vespertine, and now Im teetering on the edge of a reading slump. Sometimes you just read a book that's so good, you're afraid to follow it up with anything bc it won't be as good. #amreading

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Told myself I wasn't going to start a new WIP while I waited to edit my current one....but now...I have ideas...💡📝 #amwriting

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I most certainly didn't start brainstorming a new project. Not at all. I wouldn't do that. Okay fine so I'm working on a new WIP. whoopsies. #amwriting #YAFantasy

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I got an auto reply from a company I work with today, saying that they'd get to my email September 6th when they all come back from summer break. Dude I WISH I worked somewhere gave me a summer break.

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Me: leans over to tie my shoes My unborn spawn: you are squishing me! Me: well you're squishing my lungs so I guess we're even.

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My workplace just rolled out a new policy stating that all employees are not allowed to use headphones. So I'll be letting the whole office listen to my smitty historical romance books too from now on. 🙄🙄🙄

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The ladies bathroom at work is being used by the guys. Today, they very nicely left pee all over the toilet seat. Thanks guys. 🙄

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I got my eyes checked in February. Now, bc I'm pregnant my eyesight is changing again and now my screen is on 120% zoom at all times because I'm blind as a bat once more. Great waste of an eye exam. 🙄