Floyd staring at them unused knuckles

These type of guys just be lying for no reason😂

Bro is absolutely genius

This should've ended with 'so I gave him something to cry about'

I don’t even want my wife to know we got bills… & y’all talking about 50/50

Ofsted has a new interim chair. He's a trained teacher, became a head, led schools in tough areas, his schools that are now THE BEST in the country for social mobility. Incidentally, he's a muslim. What bit do you think the Telegraph decided to focus on? Utterly disgraceful.

If Hamas had killed 7 Israelis inside of Israel this week, it would be one of the biggest stories in the world, & all over the US media. But Israel killed 7 HUNDRED Palestinians this week, including almost 200 children, & yet there's little outrage from our politicians or media.

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30 year olds thinking it’s too late gonna wake up at 50 and realize they wasted another 20 years

Then boom now

This doesn't smell right

You know you're getting old when you hurt your neck washing your hair

7 days to go and I’ll be taking on the TCS London Marathon carrying 20kgs on my back! The weight of my 6 year old son Hugh when he died from cancer in 2021 💔🏃🏅help me get to £20000 🙌😃🦋 justgiving.com/page/cerimarat…

Matt Wallace Remember Hollywood elites' nervous laughter at the Oscars when Ricky Gervais joked about the Epstein list? Now we all know why. This is glorious.

In what universe does a 60 million dollar opening for an original studio movie warrant this headline?

A thread on Burkina Faso's 🇧🇫 President Ibrahim Traore, 37, and his leadership after two years since the coup🧵 1. In 2024, President Traoré launched the Postal Bank of Burkina Faso with a capital of approximately $25 million & the Treasury Deposit Bank.

HMRC owe you some money you ring them after 3 months and get told 'how long is a piece of string' You owe them anything and they want it yesterday! 😂😂😂😩😂😂😂

14,000 babies will die in the next 48 hours unless Israel allows sufficient aid into Gaza. Stop what you're doing. Take action. At the very least speak out and demand the UK Government stops selling arms to Israel. Do something. The lives of 14,000 babies depends on it.