abbott elementary having a 5 season run between stranger things s4 and s5

Have sense. Have cents.

MY LIFE ISN’T INSTAGRAMMABLE. HOWEVER,, IT IS TWITTERABLE.

when i finally see the proof of what my gut was telling me

enjoy life stay sexy don’t give a fuck

Startup idea: laptop with sim cards so that we can use mobile data on laptops too

Monthly maintenance in progress, exhausting but I love it here

turns out you can just ask for what you want and sometimes you’ll even get it

unfortunately, i don't need to be drunk in order to send insane text messages

pandas are making a comeback!!! we love to see it

went to grab a late night Italian ice and a young man in a college sweatshirt asked for my Snapchat. told him I didn't have a Snapchat and he asked for my TikTok. told him I was 41 years old and he deserves someone who can still be on their parent's health insurance. he walked up

Freewill is amazing

If you're going on the road today, remember to bring your Lasko fan with you. All that storming last night just for today to feel like I was thrown in the fire with Shadrach and his man dem 😭

Ordered a mojito, got a mimosa, then they realized the mistake and brought out the mojito. Happy endings are the best 🥰

New favorite brunch has been found ✨

I've found a no-transfer lipstick that works 🥹 sunshine and rainbows kinda feelings about that tbh

I still don't like crab but I understand the appeal better now

Going away with my mom during a work project? Hmmm but she might buy my ticket....