The way my feet absolutely hurt beyond belief

Idk y’all 24 sounds like a real serious age

I had to ask my dad to pick me up from the club cuz it was gonna be an 80 dollar Uber like wtf

LMFAOOOOOOOO

You literally couldn’t pay me to pay attention today omg

NOW WHOOO MADE THIS LMFAOOO😭😭😭

My Uber just drove me in absolute silence no music no air just Columbus roads and vibe

Absolutely none of the clocks in my place are correct

where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?

when the bi nerdy man with a sleeper body tells me to do anything

sick of using google i just want everything explained to me by a pretty man that loves me

me and who

Nothing more embarrassing then when your brakes start squeaking like girl the whole world don’t gotta know I’m coming to stop 😭😭

music.apple.com/us/album/to-me…

You ever flirt so hard you start doing your dishes

The downside of getting clothes from target is I’m currently wearing the same pants as 3 other guys at the barber rn

I bet Uncle Sam is turning my playful texts into a crash course on interrogation techniques

no one: susan mayer trying to get mike delfino’s attention:

Thinking about that time in 2015 when I would only wear V necks