what a joker

imagine ur card gets declined at the tattoo shop and they come out with a vegetable peeler

This will forever be the funniest thing I’ve seen

shambles

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

since it’s October let’s bring back this classic 😂

If you feel stuck, read this (everyday)

6 Signs you’re becoming more emotionally healthy... A THREAD 🧵:

I was a shy person for 23 years, now I can show you how to be confident in 3 minutes:

POV: you are Claudia Winkleman

I need your help… I have 2 Champneys gift vouchers (£1000 each). I would love to gift these to people working hard for our communities this Christmas. Mental Health Workers, Youth Workers, Emergency Services…. Anyone you think deserves a break. Please do tweet me!

colors of the sky

Rather than taking maths to 18, how about we teach young people how bank accounts, tax and mortgages work. How to set up a company. How to make a budget. No!?

Me checking my bank balance.

Me whenever I fancy someone for more than 3 days