Midnight marks one year since my sister and stepdad were killed. If you drink and drive, I hope your fucking liver explodes, and you die an excruciatingly painful death.

Ser Criston folded like a beach chair #HouseOfTheDragon

Anyone else watch Cobra Kai and want Tory to kick the shit out of Sam every time she talks?

I love colder weather so much 🥰

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE I COULD PUNCH SOMETHING.

Victor: Why did you buy a Build-a-Bear outfit? Me: For reasons.

Mental illness level: bought a coffee yesterday morning, and JUST realized I never drank it. It’s on my dresser. Luckily, I drink it black, so I can microwave it and forget about it again, until eventually having to throw it away anyway.

the conservatives-only dating app has been released and the reviews are rolling in

$alexacy

They cancelled sex ed for all grades in our school district this year but I’m sure they’ll use that time for equally important life skills. These kids may not know how to avoid pregnancy but they can square dance like a motherfucker.

Been in Florida for half an hour, and I’m fucking terrified of these roads already.

Poor people deserve to buy fresh meat. This shouldn’t be a controversial opinion.

I’ve just learned David Harbour is married to Lily Allen, and I’m jealous of both of them.

#GOGhimmighoul

Shooting off fireworks while Canada suffocates is the most American thing to do.

#NewProfilePic

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