Cant cross, Cant defend, Cant pass, Can't play

BREAKING: nothing

In big 2025🤦🏾‍♂️

When you realize 9 to 5 is actually 8 to 7 since you cannot teleport to work

Genuinely think Amorim should wrap it up and just call it a day. You’re not as good as you thought you are playing this rubbish system that makes all the players both new and old look so bad

my budget for September is a smile and i dont know how long that will last 😭

Paul and Silas sat in a prison, wounded and chained. Yet in their darkest hour, God shook the earth, broke the chains, and turned captivity into a miracle. When life presses hardest, remember, God's power is never confined. He moves in the impossible. Good morning!

No be this one be the koko. Put ball for net first

You no dey happy no mean say another man must dey sad too !!

met a fine babe at a wedding last week , asked for her number. she leaned in & whispered: ‘ you need to spray me money first to get it. ’ i looked her in the eyes, called the money changer, changed 50k mint… walked to my mum & sprayed her , cos she didn’t raise a foool. 😭😂

Dangote, Femi Otedola’s speeches. All I see is Mr Eazi being endorsed openly and welcomed into new circles Signally to all their partners, and colleagues—telling them “he is part of us now”. And I absolutely love it

Arab perfumes have zero chill…the entire street knows you’ve arrived

whenever you eat rice and stew, no matter how delicious and well made that first plate was… don’t go back for a second plate😭 you’ll never finish it and it won’t hit the same. This theory has been consistent since I was a child. same goes for indomie lowkey.

Real Talk.

fast learner 🤝🏻 short-term memory loss

Payday

If this number of people went to Aso Rock, Nigeria will be better

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