It's been a strong "but it works locally" day today.

Amazon knows me so well

I present "GS9" for this years gingerbread creation. A tribute to my first watch of DS9. This was tough, but she's holding strong and I'm really proud that I pulled it off🖖 Star Trek #StarTrek #startrekds9 #holiday #Gingerbread #baking #LLAP #StarTrekFamily

Omg the amount of people who must be panic-buying off Amazon right now have slowed the app down to a deathly crawl. Says the person trying to panic-buy things off Amazon right now

No YOU stole the giant smarties tube out of the present box and have eaten the whole thing for lunch

Full "table isn't big enough" dramas here today

I think we're going for the folding tables, no one chop too forcefully please

Can I take the tree down now?

Are we all ABSOLUTELY SURE schools don't start again tomorrow?

"she was the envy of dads everywhere"

Cardboard bin now stacked completely full like Tetris. Only 3 weeks til it's emptied again...

Been playing Untitled Goose Game with the 5yo which was great fun, but now I've tuned it off and he's channeling his inner annoying goose and I regret everything

Considering deleting my Twitter acct for 2023. It's the only social thing I do except Reddit. I could never give up reddit.

But if I quit my 138 followers won't know important information like I did 5 (five) loads of washing today

Ok I'm not gonna leave Twitter cos I follow too many low-level celebs (podcast hosts basically) and I'd rather follow them on here than bloody Instagram. But I will be posting my insightful insights over on the other thing, are we allowed to say it now? Fuck knows.

Can I recycle tetrapak North Kesteven District Council ? Eaten a surprising amount of custard recently 😁

Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.) It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public. 🧵

A badge??!?? I'm ON IT

I just read -- in the book SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO by Jess Hill -- about the incident in Stockholm for which Stockholm Syndrome is named, and I am royally pissed off on behalf of all women, buckle up.

I wasn't expecting the Vercel m&ms I got from #LeadDevLondon to be branded!