With Rt Hon Nadine Dorries calling for a general election I can think two things: 1) Turkeys voting for Christmas 2) I actually agree with her on something #GeneralElection2022

Ruinous #trussliz #TrussResigns #LizTrussPM #TrussLettuce

GAY NEWS! History was just made. As of tonight, same-sex marriage is now legal in all of Mexico 🏳️‍🌈🥹🇲🇽

Elon Musk taking over Twitter feels like somebody took a poop in the glass of pee I was drinking.

Man, McDonald's UK drive thrus are now so slow, I get concerned that I’m gonna overstay the car park time limit

I give it five more minutes before #facebookdown is trending 👀

It’s safe to say that it’s all going really, really well #ElonIsDestroyingTwitter

Willies. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

The year is 2023. #AndrewTate is in prison. He’s since been renamed Andrew Taint. #ComeUppance

Ahahahaha fucking rekt

It’s safe to say that Elon must be having a pretty bad day #TwitterDown

.Hastings Direct why can I not talk to ANYONE about an ongoing claim at the weekend? Do you not realise that some of us work for a living? Also, who do I talk to about complaints? Because your company has been nothing but a traumatising farcical excuse of an outfit during this

Fuck rainbow capitalism. #Pride2023

Dear Elon Musk, I do not follow you. I receive notifications about your tweets, even if I try to mute you. Fuckin’ why?

So Aldi Stores UK. I have three crates of your “new recipe” barista style oat milk. It splits in tea. Guess what we bought it for. I’ve found one way around this, but I KNOW you’re not gonna start telling Brits to put the milk in first… are you? (Please tell me you’re not)

Really, The Co-operative Bank UK? You're serious? So not only can I NOT set up a new payee in your mobile app (I have to use the online portal), I also can't pay someone immediately? Why?