I really feel like workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today.

Another thing I can't stand folks that don't make their kids stay in a child's place when adults are around. your child should not be up at 2AM, staring in our mouths while we drink, smoke, & talk about grown shit. they should not be constantly interrupting you, lingering

the UK actually fucked the lives of every single person born from 1996-2006 and they actually need to pay for their crimes WTF IS THISSS

Im sorry but this is lowkey ridiculous. So all the strongest bitches in the house just magically get along with each other? 😭 interesting

The problem is summertime feels so unserious like wow it’s nice af outside let’s not go to work lol

so my bio teacher has this playful beef with other teachers on her corridor and yesterday someone dropped a note on her desk anonymously that said “my class clears your own” instead of asking around like a normal human being… she went full detective mode she literally walked

It's deeper than that. Had Janine agreed to drive, it would set the tone for their relationship going forward. Meaning she'd have to constantly compromise her own happiness for Gregory's unreasonable comfort.

having friends is so expensive cus wym do i wanna go to lunch again let’s go 😭

I genuinely think if we all adopted a 4 day work week with 5-6 hour days, it would change the course of society. People would be happier, healthier, less angry, and more present. Social bonds would be stronger. It could literally change the entire world.

the way ice dodged that smack and told her to line it up to run ones… bikini bottom had yall thinking shit was sweet

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

I don’t have a single entrepreneurial bone in me.😭✋🏾

There’s a God that taught a tiny bird how to sew.

england on a sunny day is 23 in the sun and 4 in the shade

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

Sorry, I’m not free this weekend. On Friday night, I’m busy recovering from the 5 day work week. Saturday is only 45 minutes long, and on Sunday, I’m totally tied up with a series of panic attacks because Monday is literally 30 minutes away.

This the funniest shit of the fucking month dude

You ever been broke but God still supplied your every need? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

klay thompson, you lightskin fucking demon that lil toupee of yours is MINE!

I confess Jesus Christ of Nazareth as: the only begotten Son of God; the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the ending; the first begotten of the dead; the Truth, the Way, and the Life; King of Kings, Lord of Lords; Creator of Heaven and Earth; and my Lord and Savior.