Hope y’all got your bingo cards ready

Hopefully I never get promoted again

Fixed it (badly)

I can just imagine the embarrassment if I was a dev sitting with my PM to query something and I need to hand them the laptop because I don’t know SQL. Might just resign right there on the spot

Mr beast works because he takes the “filmmaking” out of reality TV. Why would I want some reality TV producers vision ruining the competition. Just get out the way and show me someone getting a free house so I can feel emotions

real

The tech stack for Jenkins and I: - Project management: Notion - Payment Provider: FNB digital banking solution - communications: Discord, WhatsApp and TikTok (too many channels, sent TikTok’s are often missed) - Tracking: Google Suite - Tax: outsourced - Benefits: none

My (professional) opinion: - Decent onboarding: 2-3 weeks - Payment solution: 1 month - Primary feature: 1 month Shouldn’t take you longer than 3 months to build. Discovery and design should take you as long as building it

Google Sheets banner ads every 10 rows

little trick 😂

This would be a fucking dank Netflix animation series

Last night was the first time I've been to BarcadiaZA even though I've hosted two @enterlanoff events right next door, both which had after parties here 🫶🥹 Was so epic finally getting to experience it for myself! #SeeYouLAN

This is true but also b2b marketing to executives on instagram is insanely under rated

Streamer Jenkins returns!

God what a steaming pile of political trash X/Twitter has become. Time for a permanent vacation