When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

It’s the guns. Not the doors. Not video games. Not Godlessness. It is the guns. It’s the fucking guns. It’s the guns. The guns. The guns. For fuck’s sake, what are we doing?

Can someone explain to me how a billionaire paying $0 in taxes is "smart" but a laid-off worker getting their unemployment insurance benefits is "leeching off the system?"

i gotta work on myself AND go to work???

id let bowser fuck me tbh

Happy 10 year anniversary to this legendary comment

hearing marbles the dog is sick shortened my life by 5 years i love him and nothing is allowed to happen to him ever

Hey! I'm the original creator of all these nice emojis. This is a masterpost thread so you can save them and add them anywhere in their crisp og quality! I will update it as I make more.

before and after being denied dino nuggets

the fact that i have to draw

everyone: exercise will help your depression me: ah, but can you guess why i find it hard to exercise?

being in college really opened my eyes because why are the babies leaving for school at 6:30 inna morning…

Me sitting down with a little snack and blankie to watch the newest episode of The Last of Us every week

His name is #RalphYarl and I’m sick and tired of this feeling…my heart completely broke when I learned this precious 16-year-old, who accidentally rang the door of the wrong address in an attempt to pick up his siblings, was shot in the head… (1/3)

🚨🚨🚨OUTRAGEOUS! An Oklahoma Woman with with a non-viable pregnancy says the hospital told her to sit in the parking lot “until you bleed out.” Jaci Statton, 25, was sick and bleeding from her partial molar pregnancy but the Oklahoma abortion ban prevented doctors from