13 years ago, I married my stalker and she asked me if I was happy

Thank God for those crowd barriers!

Not even Kate Middleton's photoshop skills can save me

He loves to shut her up just as much as I do. Happy birthday Louis!

“The face Kate Middleton wakes up to everyday. No wonder he likes to stay home.”

Already teaching George what it means to do “royal work.”

Before After

It's weird, but it almost feels as though I haven't really stopped working.

They will never let her divorce me

Congratulations to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

I will have the head of whoever who wrote this!!!

I am taking the high moral ground and will not be commenting on the allegations that Kate Middleton’s latest video is created by AI.

I’m just glad I met P Diddy in ‘07 when I still had hair

“With William by my side.”

Remember when “royal expert” Angela Levin claimed that Kate Middleton donated a kidney?! They really know jackshit!

Does she or doesn’t she?

CNN’s Dr. Gupta says there’s no such thing as “preventive chemotherapy,” you either have cancer or you don’t.

Does the Royal Family have Kate Middleton lying again?!

Whatever “in love” means!