Away Days @ Cologne, Germany instagram.com/p/BtG1jh5BlR2Y…

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there! If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️ #inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace sendsimoneto.space

"I needed a challenge," reveals Pep Guardiola after securing manager's role at club with £1bn worth of players and unlimited resources.

I've had an amazing year with you Frankie and hope for many more… instagram.com/p/BCfqwkpsbwFe…

Last night was so good #tlsp @ Hackney Empire instagram.com/p/BDsZpE-Mb7t1…

Spain ❤️ 🌞 instagram.com/p/BEv7B6Lsbyuf…

Bus is 15 minutes late, when it gets here it's so crammed I have to stand on the stairs. Great start to the day. Nice one Brighton & Hove Buses

Hatdog instagram.com/p/BH975d8jqDmF…

Missing Berlin @ Berlin, Germany instagram.com/p/BIPQD--DhwdW…

I think Trump literally falls asleep when he's not talking.

Being up this early on a Saturday should be illegal

Waiting for an Uber driver and watching him go the wrong way on the map is one of the most frustrating things

Hey Amazon I get it, no need to keep telling me

I'm on the stankiest train I've ever been on

when you created the Muslim Ban and you're in a Muslim country

I'm listening to an old radio show online from 2009 and the top news story is the scandal surrounding Jacqui Smith resigning as Home Sec because her husband watched per-per-view porn and claimed it back on her expenses. I almost wept with longing.