“SAFETY PIN” Sunglasses Designed by H.R. Giger

matt “I’m grateful I don’t have to resort to more serious action.” Would have LOVED to read the Buzzfeed article that covered that lawsuit.

the only thing about the clown panic that’s important to me is that it gave us this:

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Winona Ryder in Schiaparelli, well yes!

Once again thinking about her, my patron Saint

Send this to your mom and say ‘me’ she’ll love it

Love to play the ‘I 😋 Eating Shit’ brain teaser puzzle game

Ladies… is it republican to wear a denim bustier and like your boyfriend? Actually maybe don’t answer that

“World’s Sluttiest Dad” shirt. Pretty good tbh

If I ever post like this, know that it means I am mere days- perhaps only hours! - away from stabbing my boyfriend

If someone asks you about your qualifications re: something you know ZERO about just say you’re ‘Level 5’-said matter-of-factly enough usually worst case they wonder if THEY’RE confused and explain the answer they wanted-then you can go ‘Ah sorry I’m used to the EUROPEAN system-‘

beetle chair. 3d render. it's a mix of a massage chair and the s****** pod. and the surgery bed from crimes of the future (2022). also the photo info function actually identified it as a beetle which is pretty cool

Bloo bloo everyone in my chosen career and social milieu sucks BUT NOT ME THO