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Mister Frooby(@buckets_of_baby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Incredible sights at UT Austin as the growing protest marches against retreating (and mace wielding) cops, to retake the south lawn they were forced from earlier. Protests will not stop until UT divests from all interests in Israel. Hartzell and Abbot can't intimidate us.

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Columbia Students for Justice in Palestine(@ColumbiaSJP) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING:
LEAKED DOCUMENT from Columbia University admin detailing:
1. Discriminatory Admissions policies for the Tel Aviv Dual Degree program
2. Disproportionate financial aid given to Tel Aviv Dual Degree Students
3. Bias from the Dean of General Studies
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BREAKING: LEAKED DOCUMENT from Columbia University admin detailing: 1. Discriminatory Admissions policies for the Tel Aviv Dual Degree program 2. Disproportionate financial aid given to Tel Aviv Dual Degree Students 3. Bias from the Dean of General Studies Thread 🧵
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E Carp(@ECarpMain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The support coming out of the Middle East for American students literally destroys the argument that they hate us regardless if we support them or not. It was never true, it was always just a means of getting us to blindly agree with the mass murdering Arab civilians.

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The US State Department says the entire American Jewish community is behind Israel now that they've arrested every anti-Zionist Jew

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National Students for Justice in Palestine(@NationalSJP) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨 Successful de-arrest at USC 🚨

Hundreds assembled to block the police car and after a 30-minute standoff with protestors, the cops released our comrade from Palestinian Youth Movement from the vehicle

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Bes D. Marx🔻(@BesDMarx) 's Twitter Profile Photo

shockingly it turns out university leadership isn't dominated by woke neomarxists but by system bootlicker fascists

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BreakThrough News(@BTnewsroom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Reputable sources from inside the Columbia encampment confirm to BT that the administration threatened, in its negotiations with student leaders, to bring in the National Guard

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an actual goblin(@gobloid3) 's Twitter Profile Photo

zionists justifying every israeli war crime by saying they're just killing terrorists are kinda giving the game away now that they've revealed their definition of 'terrorist' includes college kids saying things they don't like

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jon ben-menachem(@jbenmenachem) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As a Jewish Columbia student, it is perfectly safe for Jews on campus—if we are talking about student protesters. As Jewish student protesters learned on Thursday, however, they may not be safe from CU admin calling the NYPD to arrest them.

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