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Mohammed El-Kurd(@m7mdkurd) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you are a soldier sacrificing yourself to protect US interest, you are a rational, noble hero. But if you sacrifice yourself to protest the genocide your country is funding, you are mentally ill.

If you are a Arab man auto-cremating to protest your government, you are…

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BREAKING: US vetoes UN resolution stopping genocide in Gaza, saying the resolution would irresponsibly save countless lives

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Akala(@akalamusic) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Five year olds executed. Reported in the LA times no less. Whatever whitewash comes in the future, it can never be ‘they didn’t know’.

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NEW: Israeli intelligence reports that a Hamas-affiliated baby stole a helicopter on October 7th, killing hundreds of innocent Israeli soldiers

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julzzz says ceasefire now🚰(@drooliet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

An Israeli diplomat’s son *crowd boos* injured a cop *crowd cheers* by committing vehicular violence *crowd boos* and is facing charges *crowd cheers* but could avoid them due to his father’s diplomatic immunity *crowd boos*

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